Guitars
Let's face it, we all collect things. Some people collect coins while others collect baseball cards. I happen to collect musical instruments (mainly guitars and keyboards but I have been known to acquire things out of that area from time to time). Here you'll find a fairly accurate representation of whatever guitar stuff I have at the moment. It's always changing so expect it to be updated often!

Fender Standard Stratocaster
Ahhh my first electric guitar. I got a lot of milage out of this thing. Up until about 2 years ago this was my only electric. 21 frets, Maple neck, Seymour Duncan Hot Rails pickup at the Bridge.
1986 Gibson Les Paul Standard
Weighs a ton but you can't beat the tone! Though it was a little bit beat on by the previous owner, this guitar has character. 22 frets, Rosewood fretboard, tune-o-matic bridge, Gibson 496R and 500T pickups.
1983 Gibson Explorer
Regardless of what it looks like (can you say Van Halen?), this one plays like a dream. Easy on the shoulder and cuts through even the muddiest mix. 22 frets, Ebony fretboard, Gibson locking tremolo, 496R/500T pickups.
1960 Guild T-100
Great hollow-body archtop from the folks at Guild. This one's been around the block but it's still got plenty of blues left in it. 20 frets, Kluson tuners, Rosewood fretboard, single vintage pickup, beautiful sunburst finish.
Hamer Slammer
I can't figure out how they can sell these for $99 and still make money. I only bought this thing so I could mount my GK-2 MIDI pickup on it but it turned out to be a decent playing guitar anyway. Strat copy, ugliest sunburst ever!
Jackson JPB-8 Bass
Every serious guitar player has a bass laying around somewhere and this one is mine. Nice shape, very punchy active pickup system, fast thin neck. One of the few Jackson products I truly like. Feels a lot like an Ibanez Sound Gear SR series bass.
1998 Guild D4
I waited a long time before buying an acoustic guitar because I wanted to make sure I got something nice. This one doesn't have all the frills but the sound is all there. Bright, full bodied, a pleasure to play. I take this everywhere!
Yamaha FG-312 II
I inherited this (my first guitar!) from mom the year I started playing. As anyone who has played a 12-string might imagine, it was a painful year. The sound is still amazingly bright and full. I use this primarily for rhythm.